Funny jokes urdu Collection 2:

Funny jokes urdu Collection 2

Funny jokes urdu Collection 2

1.Sheikh to worker:

Tumne is sal Mhnat se kam kia,

Isliye 5000 ka Bonus Cheque dy rha Hu,

Agr isi Trah kam karo gy to agly sal ispar sign kardnga.

2.Sheikh ky ghr mhman ay  huvy thy.

sheikh: Thanda pio ge ya garam?

Mehman: Thanda

sheikh: Ruh Afza ya Pepsi?

Mehman: Pepsi

sheikh:Bottle my piyo ge ya glass ma?

Mehnam: Glass

sheikh: Sada glass ma ya design wala?

Mehman: Design wala

sheikh: Lines wala ya flowers wala

Mehman: Flower wala

sheikh: Gulab wala ya chambeli wala

Mehman: Chambeli wala

sheikh: Sorry Yaar,hamary ghr ma  aysa glass nhi ha.

3. 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’

Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya

“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Chowa V Kho Lya.

4.Sare gawahon or bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat , dafa 420 k tahet ;

$m$ Parhne wale ko, $m$ na bhejne k jurm me “SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha. hahah

5.Sheikh asked a Parrot: “Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???” Parrot said: “Chavllan na mara kr,ap kadi khadi ay” ?? hahaha

6. Faqeer to Sheikh: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,

aap bhi kuch de dein..

SHEIKH: Ye lo “HAJMOLA…”;-> hahahahah

7. Aankho mein “Sharafat” Chaal mein “nazakat” Dil mein “SACHAI” Aur chehre mein “SAFAI” Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “Bhai”.

8.Father Means F= Forever With His Family A= Always There For You No Matter What T= The Only One Who?s There H= He?s My Hero Till The End E= Encouraging In Everything I Do R= Really The Only One? No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best !!!

9.Whenever any beautiful girl calls u “Bhai”. Never get upset.. “Bhai” is an abbreviation of: B-Beautiful H-Husband A-Amongst I-Ideals So keep making Sisters. !!!