Funny jokes urdu Collection 3:

Funny jokes urdu Collection 3

Funny jokes urdu Collection 3

1.   Pathan: Miss, English Me “Jhopdi” Ko Kiya Kehty Hen?Miss: Hut
   Pathan: Miss, Agar English Nahi Aata To Saaf Saaf Bol Do.
   Hut Hut Q bol rahi ho…;-p:)

2.  4  Pathan Janazay Ko
Tezi se le ker
Qabron k Uper Se Guzar Rahy Thy.

Aadmi: Sharam Kero,
Neechay Murday Hen.

Pathan: To Hum ny Uper Kiya
World Cup Uthaya Huwa Hai ?…;-p

3. Question: Why is a Pathan Standing below
a Tube Light with a Open Mouth?

Answer : Because His Doctor Advised Him
Todays Dinner Should Be Light..;-p:)

4.  Sardar: Oye Tu Larki
DeKh Aya?
Kesi He?

Pathan: Rang Se KaLi He Aur
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

Sardar: English Me Kaho?

Pathan: O Yaya Wo
“Black-BehRRy Hai..;-p

4.  A Student  attached 100 Rupees 2 His Test Papers
&
wrote: 1 Rs for 1 Mark,
.
.
.
.
.
Paper Checker was A Pathan.
He Sent Him Rs 81 Back
& wrote :
U got 19 Marks.
Keep The Change…;-p

Hahaha

5.   Pathan : What is the name of your Car ?

Sardar: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Pathan: Oh Wow, What a Car which starts with “Tea”,
My Car Starts with Petrol…;-p

6.  Pathan: Ye Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen?

Sardar: Race Ho Rahi Hai,
Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.

Pathan:
Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to
Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen..;-p

7.  Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhy Ajeeb Msg Aya,
To Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.

Pathan:
Konsa Msg..?

Sardar:
Battery Low.

Pathan:
Hahaha
Mujhy Send Ker,
Me Sab Ko Tang Kerun Ga…;-p

8. Dedicated To All Pathans..

Kuch Students Peshawar Gaye,
Wahan Unhon ny Ek Texi Rent pe li

Driver Pathan Tha,

Students Sara Din
Pathano Per Jokes Sunaty Rahy Aur Hansty Rahy.

Din K ikhtitaam Per Pathan Driver ny
Sab Students Ko 1 Rupay Ka Sikka Diya Aur
Kaha K Apny Shehar Me
Kisi Pathan Faqeer Ko Dena.

Wo Students Aaj Bhi
Pathan Faqeer Ko Talash Ker Rahy Hen..

Agar Unhen Koi Pathan Milta hai to Wo
Makai Wala,
Bhuttay Wala,
Naan Wala,
Rikshaw Driver,
Kachra Uthany Wala,
Mazdoor,

Lekin Ab Tak Koi Mangny Wala Pathan Nahi Mila.

Zara Sochiye