Funny jokes urdu Collection 1:

Funny jokes urdu Collection 1

Funny jokes urdu Collection 1

• Pathan or sardar football dekhtay hovey.Pathan: ye sub ball ko latyein Q mar rahain hain ??Sardar: goal karne k liye.Pathan: goal to hai ye or ktna goal kare ga.

• Pathan: yara, ye mobile to hm ko kngal kr dygaSardar: Q ?Pathan: bar bar dikhata hai
  “battery low”
  ,
  ,
  hum ab tak
  50 battery badal chuka hai.  hahaha

• aik admi ny zindgi se tang aaa kr kaha
  “Is zindgi sy to mot achi hai”
  .
  Ik dm farishta aya or bola k “ma tmhy lainy aya  hon”
  .
  Admi bola: lo ab insan mazak bhi nai kar sakta kya ???

• Pathan: Phone krty waqat !!!
  Awaz sunai deti hai lekn admi dkhai nahi deta.Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai ?Pathan: Phone krty Waqt..;-p

• Shadi  k dosry din beti apni maa Se: aaj meri husband se larai hgyi .
  .
  Maa: Beti shadi ma jhagry toh hotay rehty hain, koi bat nahi.
  .
  Baiti: wo to thek ha pr ab laash ka kia karayn?

• Larki ik Baba Jee se: baba ji mery liye dua Karain k mri shadi ksi smajdar admi sy hojye.
  .
  Baba Jee: ghar chli ja beti, samajdar admi kbi shadi nahi krta.

• Teacher: what iz the first month ?Pathan: januaryTeacher: What is the Second month?Pathan: February
  Teacher: What is the tenth month?
  Pathan: delivery …. hehehehehe